Woody Interruptus

Plot:

Kelly has returned from France, and with her is Henr?, a Lothario of a Frenchman who is out to steal Kelly away from Woody. Including Woody, everyone is aware of Henr?'s intentions, everyone that is except for Kelly. Kelly, in her naivet?, thinks that Henr?'s overt attempts to steal her away from Woody are all in jest. Woody finally threatens Henr?, which Kelly thinks rude, impolite and immature on Woody's part. Sam thinks that Henr? might actually be able to steal Kelly away since Woody and Kelly have yet to consummate their relationship. Woody decides to do it, taking Kelly to a seedy motel as "Mr. and Mrs. Malone". They're both really nervous. Before they do it, Carla comes storming into their room. As the voice of reason, she tells them that they're having sex for all the wrong reasons. Woody and Kelly decide to wait, not until they're married but until Woody can afford to get a room at the Four Seasons (which probably would be after when they'd get married anyway). But Carla has ulterior motives as she wanted a motel room for herself and her new conquest, Henr?.